
It can hover in midair! It can engulf you! It leaves a slime trail!

It can hover in midair! It can engulf you! It leaves a slime trail!
Sofa whose cracks organize things instead of swallowing them
The Verizon telephone company (aka Bell Atlantic, aka C&P Telephone) has a very short attention span. They change their slogan every few months, and each one is less comprehensible than the last. For now [more...]
San Jose is a den of sleepy, hungry criminals. A would-be burglar was busted by Santa Clara County Sheriff’s deputies Tuesday after he allegedly broke into a San Jose house, helped himself to dinner, had a drink [more...]