Unless they get Dana Carvey back

Always the best way, and I see someone agrees with me.

Seen yesterday when following stupid GPS directions. And even the GPS misspelled it as “Cowen.” Even street maps can’t get my name right.

Ah, Valentine’s Day. When you’re single and pretty much all alone, it’s a treat to open up the mailbox and find a little something. If it weren’t for the fact that we both like men — oh  [more...]