
At dinner tonight, I had Shanghai Street Dumplings.
When I ordered, I felt like I was asking for a couple of cheap Chinese hookers.

At dinner tonight, I had Shanghai Street Dumplings.
When I ordered, I felt like I was asking for a couple of cheap Chinese hookers.
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