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Just as I thought.

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If [Dick Cheney] had been in the military, he would have learned gun safety. - Chuck Hagel

2005

September

Why I’m not a model

Attention personal shoppers

San Jose Summer

What they have become

Karl likes ‘em tubby

$21,000? I’ll take two.

Makes me wish I had won something

Thoughts for the day

You take the good, you take the bad

The house across the street

See? Sitting is against the law

Return of the illiterate designer

Get your mind out of the sculpture

Ephemeral in a recorded world

Commander in Cheap

The New Energy Conservation

Obfuscate and masticate

I Miss Carl Sagan

See, Hear, Shake

The future of the wallet

A billion here, a billion there

Truth from the Vatican… and consequences

A rich fantasy life

Me Live in Bizarro Nation

The cone is silent

Watch where you sit

Cynical Makeover

An open letter to retailers

Maybe he’ll get a TV show

Out of body experience

Please sir, I want some more

Horror and cynicism

Do you see what I saw?

Home again, home again, jiggity jog

Less for us, more for them

The new breed of crime fighters

The Circle of Life

Won’t anybody think of the children?

He’ll rebuild it. But you can’t afford it.

Live from the Red Carpet

Just like life. Only twice as exhausting.

You can’t go home again

Burgeoning market for proofreaders

Home, schitzo home

Sleepless obsessions

Give that man a medal

Nature can be gross

Quantities are limited

Imaginary boyfriends of the week

From the Archives #3

The math of home

He’s a joiner

Next: iPod quantum?

Was it good for you?

The (big) easy prediction

Washington Post: “The Buildup to a City’s Chaos”

One stop stupidity (part two)

One stop stupidity

Crazy credentials

He must only look at the pictures

They can just send those unwanted Sacajawea dollars

If only all tragedies were like this

… and there’s still 3 years to go

Let’s sum up, shall we?

‘Cos two rails would be overkill

It’s all in the words

One more time: keep your mouth shut

What did Brown do for you?

What happens in Texas stays in Texas

Now this is brand equity

Speaking of unemployable

It’s a sickness, I tell you

Unfortunate dish

Lies just lead to more questions

From the Archives #2

From the archives #1

I feel good, na na na na na na na

In the enemy camp

You’re stepping in it

Don’t order that cake yet

Do you want to hear what I hear?

This week’s imaginary boyfriend

Mustard didn’t help

If only they behaved like this… always

Goodbye, little buddy

Our own Marie Antoinette

This is no time for macho men

Truth about Consequences

Garage/Door Eye Opener

Am I the only one who notices these things?

They’re on a mission from God

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers

It never rains…

The buck stops… elsewhere

Don’t forget Jerry’s Kids

Ablution Absolution

Unlike other victims, he has lobbyists to pay for it

Elephants always forget

Maybe he should have rehearsed first

When they get it right…

Stupid Prius Tricks

Beginning of his end?

Who ya gonna call?

Smells like old times

This is smaller government

Disaster Sightseeing

Just a little blip on his radar

The language formerly know as English

Someone will be called to account

America’s disaster

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