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Just as I thought.

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Every [weapon] signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

2005

February

It’s called a calculator

I guess they were AOL inches

A capital offense

Evil genius at work?

Might I recommend Botox™?

They always inflate their inches

Maybe he’ll be self-adhesive

A commonwealth of scofflaws

They all start out cute

The Permissive Post Office

Extremely stubborn and suspicious

Things you can do

Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson

To 3 out of 4 drivers this morning

At least he didn’t get his hair cut

A little off the top

Pooky is better

More than I can chew

We’re all thieves

Be Patriotic. It’s the law.

One Stop Shopping

Technoyawn, Electrawoman

Won’t somebody think of the children?

Let’s call it good taste

A Tale of Three Cities

How many gills in a pennyweight?

C’mon, get happy

Change the locks

Vote Early… you know the rest

Let’s focus on me for a change

Call me when they sell the D

I don’t do Windows

Do not taunt iPod Shuffle

Dextrose season

I’d like to thank the Academy

Desperate Houseboys

What’s the real story?

Get off the interstate

Voices silenced

Catching up on the news

The value of the straight 2-parent family

Shuffle or mini?

Watch out, boys

Wonder no longer

The eureka moment

Behind the times

Asleep… write a memo

Disclaimer: it says “where available”

Keep Christmas in your heart

For shopping in my dreams

A little copyright infringement

What I missed while I was out (of my mind)

Virginia is for… well, not you

In our last episode…

Pass the mental floss

I wonder wonder where the wonderfalls

Heartland Security

Not hearing things

My nav system says the sky is falling

The Tao of Telephony

At least they can laugh

Targeted audience

Maybe he should be cancelled

Enjoy your flight

Can’t get there from here

Speaking of kung-fu grip…

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