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2004
February

A Day in the Life

Opinion round-up

An entry from the future

In Washington, Don’t Tell

Conspiracy theory #72

Maybe they should read the vows

Not an exciting day

Not a pretty day

He could have waited for the DVD

A galactic disappointment

He said, he said

It could be worse

How many inches until they plow?

I used to be funny

The reviews are in

Learn something new every day

Civilization = hyprocrisy?

BYOB

Look both ways

See you next Wednesday

New look, no reason

On the agenda

And how do YOU like it?

What’s in a name?

And yet, I’m easily cheered up

It’s church and state

The Bush Code

It’s always someone else’s fault

If the cookie says it, it must be true

And there’s the other shoe

Quotes of note

Take out the trash day

See? Told you I was nuts

The presinator?

Two eggs over easy and a side of innuendo, please

That didn’t take long

Just a suggestion

Goodbye, Spot

Portrait of a jerk

Learned my lesson too well

It is safe?

You knew I couldn’t resist

The language of discrimination

They’ve got guts

And yet, the world hasn’t ended

While you were looking the other way…

Just call me Trump (with good hair)

What Eisner didn’t know…

I guess people don’t get tired of nothing

That kettle is getting blacker by the minute

Liberty denied

Some people are just sweet

Maybe he needs spell check

Idiot Number 9

What is happening to our soldiers?

You said it, sister

Should the majority rule?

Better late than never?

Really, it happens to every guy. Except me.

Vast Right-Wing Hyperlink Conspiracy

It happens to every guy once in a while

She’s soaking in it

Maybe we can sell something on eBay

The Science of Marriage

Dreamy

Wokka wokka wokka

Lights! Camera! Action!

The end of the story.

Goodbye, squirrel

Lots of reasons

“It makes me feel good.”

Better than bats in the belfy

Just piss on my parade, why don’t you?

Why make a campaign donation? That’s what my taxes are for.

A great Valentine’s Day

An auspicious day

People who live in White Houses shouldn’t…

With apologies to NPR

Perhaps it’s Bush’s jobs plan in action

Winging it

I think I’ve got a new pet

Oh, NOW it’s a threat

The mind opens, and in creeps wisdom

Keep your fundamentalism to yourself

MacGritte

V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N

Chim Chim Cheree

I’m someone’s cup of tea

Return of the Weasels

What are you, depressed?

Candy Everybody Wants

Overgrown Boy Scout

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Saving myself for marriage

You think Eisner’s bad?

A security vulnerability exists in Microsoft

Crushed hamsters?

Dave in the Hall

Wake up call

That show’s jumped the shark

It’s so nice to know a genius

I don’t recall

Semantics (and Bush’s lack thereof)

The party’s over

What’s my vote worth?

Keep it under your hat

Style Invitational, or Fun in the Sunday

What a difference a word makes

Bush is for big business… duh

Tasty

John Hench

X marks the vote

Meet the Pres

Liberal media, redux

Once Giant, now not

In Brief

Time to come up with a fake persona

The liberal media

Who’s gonna push that button?

It’s almost like regular tv

The sound of silence

We’re getting fatter

My night

Where’s the evidence?

Take Mondays off

The Tiffany Network

Cool, but…

Last year

As Seen on TV

Why not just get penis lengthening surgery?

Of religion and idiocy

The Plaza Hotel: We’ll Leave the Light On For You

Dead Poets

Beagles are doin’ it for themselves

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